{"id":11431,"date":"2024-05-31T17:42:34","date_gmt":"2024-05-31T17:42:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=11431"},"modified":"2024-05-31T17:42:34","modified_gmt":"2024-05-31T17:42:34","slug":"a-blonde-calls-her-boyfriend-and-says","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=11431","title":{"rendered":"A Blonde Calls Her Boyfriend And Says"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/IMG_1422-300x156.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"156\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-11432\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/IMG_1422-300x156.png 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/IMG_1422.png 532w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\nA blonde calls her boyfriend and says,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPlease come over and help me. I have a challenging jigsaw puzzle, and I can\u2019t figure out how to get started.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Her boyfriend asks,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat is it supposed to be when it\u2019s finished?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The blonde replies,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAccording to the picture on the box, it\u2019s a rooster.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. When he arrives, he sees puzzle pieces scattered all over the table. He takes a moment to examine the pieces and then looks at her with a smile,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFirst of all, no matter how we try, these pieces won\u2019t resemble a rooster. Secondly, let\u2019s not stress about it. How about we have a nice cup of tea and\u2026 put all these Corn Flakes back in the box?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The class was told to paint a picture of cows grazing in a meadow.<\/p>\n<p>Soon, Little Johnny lifts a hand that he\u2019s finished and shows the teacher a blank sheet of paper.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut Johnny, you didn\u2019t paint anything on it?\u201d says the teacher.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, the cows have eaten all the grass and since there was no grass left, they just went away.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, \u201cPlease come over and help me. I have a challenging jigsaw puzzle, and I can\u2019t figure out how to get&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11432,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11431","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11431"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11431\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11433,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11431\/revisions\/11433"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11432"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}