{"id":11747,"date":"2024-06-15T22:56:32","date_gmt":"2024-06-15T22:56:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=11747"},"modified":"2024-06-15T22:56:32","modified_gmt":"2024-06-15T22:56:32","slug":"they-say-men-dont-listen-to-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=11747","title":{"rendered":"They Say Men Don\u2019t Listen To Women"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/IMG_1645-240x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-11748\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/IMG_1645-240x300.png 240w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/IMG_1645-819x1024.png 819w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/IMG_1645-768x960.png 768w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/IMG_1645.png 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><br \/>\nA man asked his wife what she wanted for her 40th birthday.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019d like to be six again,\u201d she replied.<\/p>\n<p>On the morning of her birthday, he woke her up early and they went to a local amusement park. What a day!<\/p>\n<p>He took her on every ride in the park: D_eath Slide, Scream Loop, Wall of Horror, everything! Wow! Five hours later, dizzy and sick to his stomach, he staggered out of the amusement park.<br \/>\nThey went straight to McDonald\u2019s and her husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.<\/p>\n<p>Then they went to the movies \u2013 it was the latest Disney movie and what an amazing adventure!<\/p>\n<p>Finally, she returned home with her husband and collapsed on the bed.<\/p>\n<p>Her husband leaned over and asked her affectionately: \u201cSo, honey, what was it like to be six years old again?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The woman looked up wearily and said; \u201cYou fool, I meant my dress size.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The moral of the story is this: If a woman speaks and a man is really listening, he will still misunderstand.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man asked his wife what she wanted for her 40th birthday. \u201cI\u2019d like to be six again,\u201d she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11748,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11747","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11747","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11747"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11747\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11749,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11747\/revisions\/11749"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11748"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11747"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11747"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11747"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}