An 83 year old british gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. As he was fumbling in his bag for his passport a stern French lady asked if he had been to France before. He liked he had indeed been previously.<\/p>\n
The lady scarcastially said then you should know to have your passport out and waiting sir. The gentleman said i didn\u2019t have to show it last time.<\/p>\n
Impossible! The woman said, you British have always had to show your passports to get through here! The man passports to get through here! The man responded by whispering, well, when i came ashore on the beach on D Day in 1944, i couldn\u2019t find any f##king Frenchmen to show it to!\u2026 Wear your poppy with pride.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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