{"id":11905,"date":"2024-06-23T16:06:14","date_gmt":"2024-06-23T16:06:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=11905"},"modified":"2024-06-23T16:06:14","modified_gmt":"2024-06-23T16:06:14","slug":"four-men-waiting-in-the-hospital","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=11905","title":{"rendered":"Four men waiting in the hospital"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/IMG_1774-300x262.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"262\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-11906\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/IMG_1774-300x262.webp 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/IMG_1774.webp 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\nFour men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies.<br \/>\nA nurse goes up to the first guy and says, \u201cCongratulations! You\u2019re the father of twins.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s odd,\u201d answers the man. \u201cI work for the Minnesota Twins!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>A nurse says to the second guy, \u201cCongratulations! You\u2019re the father of triplets!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s weird,\u201d answers the second man. \u201cI work for the 3M company!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>A nurse tells the third man, \u201cCongratulations! You\u2019re the father of quadruplets!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s strange,\u201d he answers. \u201cI work for the Four Seasons hotel!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. \u201cWhat\u2019s wrong?\u201d the others ask.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI work for 7 Up!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, \u201cCongratulations! You\u2019re the&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11906,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11905","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11905","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11905"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11905\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11907,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11905\/revisions\/11907"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11906"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11905"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11905"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11905"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}