{"id":12142,"date":"2024-07-03T16:24:24","date_gmt":"2024-07-03T16:24:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=12142"},"modified":"2024-07-03T16:24:24","modified_gmt":"2024-07-03T16:24:24","slug":"a-blonde-calls-her-boyfriend-and-says-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=12142","title":{"rendered":"A Blonde Calls Her Boyfriend And Says"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_1964-300x156.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"156\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-12143\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_1964-300x156.webp 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_1964.webp 520w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\nA Blonde calls her boyfriend and says, \u201cPlease come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can\u2019t figure out how to get started.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Her boyfriend asks, \u201cWhat is it supposed to be when it\u2019s finished?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The blonde says, \u201cAccording to the picture on the box, it\u2019s a rooster.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.<\/p>\n<p>He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFirst of all, no matter what we do, we\u2019re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He then takes her hand and says, \u201cSecondly, I want you to relax. Let\u2019s have a nice cup of tea, and then\u2026.. he said with a deep sigh\u201d \u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLet\u2019s put all these Corn Flakes back in the box<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Blonde calls her boyfriend and says, \u201cPlease come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can\u2019t figure out how to&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12143,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12142"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12142\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12144,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12142\/revisions\/12144"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/12143"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}