{"id":12263,"date":"2024-07-11T17:57:24","date_gmt":"2024-07-11T17:57:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=12263"},"modified":"2024-07-11T17:57:24","modified_gmt":"2024-07-11T17:57:24","slug":"a-husband-and-wife-playing-a-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=12263","title":{"rendered":"A husband and wife playing a game"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/A-husband-and-wife-playing-game-165x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"165\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-12264\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/A-husband-and-wife-playing-game-165x300.jpg 165w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/A-husband-and-wife-playing-game-564x1024.jpg 564w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/A-husband-and-wife-playing-game.jpg 736w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 165px) 100vw, 165px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>WIFE: Honey let\u2019s play a game<\/p>\n<p>HUSBAND: Okay. What\u2019s the game about?<\/p>\n<p>WIFE: If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall &#038; if I mention a bird, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall.<br \/>\nIf you run in the wrong direction, you\u2019ll give me all your salary for this month<\/p>\n<p>HUSBAND: Okay! And if you fail in your turn, I\u2019ll have your salary too right?<\/p>\n<p>WIFE: (smiles) Yes darling!<\/p>\n<p>HUSBAND: Okay (stands up ready to run in any direction)<\/p>\n<p>Wife: are you ready<\/p>\n<p>Husband: Yes ready<\/p>\n<p>WIFE: TURKEY<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s been 4 HOURS NOW\u2026<\/p>\n<p>The husband is still standing at the spot wondering if she meant the Country or the bird<\/p>\n<p>Moral lesson\u2026 After God, Fear Wife!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WIFE: Honey let\u2019s play a game HUSBAND: Okay. What\u2019s the game about? WIFE: If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12264,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12263","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12263","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12263"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12263\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12265,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12263\/revisions\/12265"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/12264"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}