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\nA cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.\u201cHave you ever done anything of particular merit?\u201d St. Peter asked.\u201cWell, I can think of one thing,\u201d the cowboy offered\ud83d\udc47Continue Reading Below in the first C0MMENT\ud83d\udc47
\nA cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. \u2018Have you ever done anything of particular merit?\u2019, St. Peter asked.
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\n\u2018Well, I can think of one thing,\u2019 the cowboy offered.<\/p>\n
\u2018On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn\u2019t listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, \u2018Now, back off or I\u2019ll kick the shit out of all of you!\u2019<\/p>\n
St Peter was impressed, \u2018When did this happen?\u2019<\/p>\n
\u2018Couple of minutes ago.\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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