A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch.<\/p>\n
A woman passing by remarks,<\/p>\n
\u201cIf you were any sort of a gentleman,<\/p>\n
you would lift your hat to a lady.\u201d<\/p>\n
He replies, \u201cIf you were any sort of a hot lady,<\/p>\n
the hat would lift by itself.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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