{"id":13091,"date":"2024-08-25T01:56:31","date_gmt":"2024-08-25T01:56:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=13091"},"modified":"2024-08-25T01:56:31","modified_gmt":"2024-08-25T01:56:31","slug":"an-elderly-mans-having-a-problem-with-gas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=13091","title":{"rendered":"An elderly man\u2019s having a problem with gas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_3225-233x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"233\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-13092\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_3225-233x300.png 233w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_3225-796x1024.png 796w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_3225-768x987.png 768w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_3225.png 1050w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 233px) 100vw, 233px\" \/><br \/>\nAn elderly man goes to the doctor.<\/p>\n<p>He says,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDoctor, I\u2019m having a problem with gas, but it really doesn\u2019t bother me, since they\u2019re always silent and odorless. Matter of fact, I\u2019ve farted 10 times just waiting for you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The Doctor says,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cTake these pills every day for a wee, and then come back and see me.\u201d<br \/>\nA week later, the man complains,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDoctor, I don\u2019t know what you gave me, but my fatts smell horrible now!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The doctor says,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOK, now that your sinuses are clear, let\u2019s check your hearing.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An elderly man goes to the doctor. He says, \u201cDoctor, I\u2019m having a problem with gas, but it really doesn\u2019t bother me, since they\u2019re always silent and&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13092,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13091"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13091\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13093,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13091\/revisions\/13093"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13092"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}