{"id":13122,"date":"2024-08-30T15:19:30","date_gmt":"2024-08-30T15:19:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=13122"},"modified":"2024-08-30T15:19:30","modified_gmt":"2024-08-30T15:19:30","slug":"a-blonde-is-swimming-in-a-river","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=13122","title":{"rendered":"A Blonde Is Swimming In A River"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/p>\n

A blonde is swimming in a river.<\/p>\n

A man walks up and asks her, \u201cWhat are you doing in there?\u201d<\/p>\n

She says, \u201cI\u2019m washing my clothes.\u201d<\/p>\n

The man asks, \u201cWhy don\u2019t you use a washing machine?\u201d<\/p>\n

The blonde says, \u201cI tried that, but it was too dizzy.\u201d<\/p>\n

\"\"
\nA blonde buys two horses and can\u2019t tell them apart.
\nSo she asks the farmer next door what she should do.<\/p>\n

He says to cut one of their tails off.<\/p>\n

So she does.<\/p>\n

But then the other horse\u2019s tail gets caught in a bush and rips off.<\/p>\n

So she can\u2019t tell them apart again.<\/p>\n

She asks the farmer for advice a second time.<\/p>\n

He tells her to cut one of the horse\u2019s ears.<\/p>\n

So she does.<\/p>\n

But then the other horse gets its ear ripped in a barbed wire fence.<\/p>\n

She is still confused.<\/p>\n

She asks the farmer what to do.<\/p>\n

He tells her to measure them.<\/p>\n

She comes back and says, \u201cThe white horse is 2 inches taller than the black horse!\u201d
\n\"\"
\nA blonde walks by a travel agency.<\/p>\n

A blonde walks past a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, \u201cCruise Special \u2013 $99!\u201d<\/p>\n

She walks in, puts her money on the counter, and says, \u201cI\u2019d like the $99 cruise special, please.\u201d<\/p>\n

The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her out the back door and downhill to the river, where he pushes her in and sends her floating.<\/p>\n

A second blonde walks by a few minutes later sees the sign, walks in, puts her money on the counter, and asks for the $99 special.<\/p>\n

She too is tied to an inner tube and sent floating down the river.<\/p>\n

Drifting into the stronger current, she eventually catches up with the first blonde.<\/p>\n

They float side by side for a while before the first blonde asks, \u201cDo they serve refreshments on this cruise?\u201d<\/p>\n

The second blonde replies, \u201d They didn\u2019t last year.\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/p>\n

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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