{"id":13177,"date":"2024-09-02T16:12:07","date_gmt":"2024-09-02T16:12:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=13177"},"modified":"2024-09-02T16:12:07","modified_gmt":"2024-09-02T16:12:07","slug":"am-i-looking-fat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=13177","title":{"rendered":"Am I looking fat?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"
\nThis is funny<\/p>\n

Wife : Am I looking fat?<\/p>\n

Husband : Yes<\/p>\n

Wife : Shut up. Don\u2019t you ever dare talk to me!!<\/p>\n

Wife : Am I looking fat?<\/p>\n

Husband : No<\/p>\n

Wife : Liar<\/p>\n

Wife : Am I looking fat?<\/p>\n

Husband : Maybe<\/p>\n

Wife : can u ever b decisive<\/p>\n

Wife : Am I looking fat?<\/p>\n

Husband : I don\u2019t know<\/p>\n

Wife : Are you blind?<\/p>\n

Wife : Am I looking fat?<\/p>\n

Husband : Depends<\/p>\n

Wife : Oh you comparing me with some one else..<\/p>\n

Wife : Am I looking fat?<\/p>\n

Husband : silence<\/p>\n

Wife : Are you deaf?<\/p>\n

There are some questions for which there is no correct answer.
\nFor everything else there is Google \u2026
\n\"\"
\nHusband to Wife:<\/p>\n

Tomorrow is your birthday. What gift would you like ?<\/p>\n

Wife: A Giraffe !<\/p>\n

Husband: Darling, please be reasonable. Where do I get a giraffe from? Ask for something that is possible for me.<\/p>\n

Wife: Ok, then give up drinking. That you can do and I\u2019ll accept it as a good gift.<\/p>\n

So next day\u2026\u2026<\/p>\n

Husband: Here Is The Giraffe.
\n\"\"<\/p>\n

H \u2013 \u201cHello?\u201d<\/p>\n

W \u2013 \u201cHoney, it\u2019s me. Are you at the club?\u201d<\/p>\n

H \u2013 \u201cYes.\u201d<\/p>\n

W \u2013 \u201cGreat! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It\u2019s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?\u201d<\/p>\n

H \u2013 \u201cWhat\u2019s the price?\u201d<\/p>\n

W \u2013 \u201cOnly $1,500.00.\u201d<\/p>\n

H \u2013 \u201cWell, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

W \u2013 \u201cAhhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price\u2026and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

H-\u201cWhat price did he quote you?\u201d<\/p>\n

W \u2013 \u201cOnly $60,000\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

H \u2013 \u201cOK, but for that price, I want it with all the options.\u201d<\/p>\n

W \u2013 \u201cGreat! But before we hang up, something else\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

H \u2013 \u201cWhat?\u201d<\/p>\n

W \u2013 \u201cIt might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and\u2026I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It\u2019s on sale!!<\/p>\n

Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, an acre of park area, beachfront property.\u201d<\/p>\n

H \u2013 \u201cHow much are they asking?\u201d<\/p>\n

W \u2013 \u201cOnly $450,000 \u2013 a magnificent price\u2026and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

H \u2013 \u201cWell, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?\u201d<\/p>\n

W \u2013 \u201cOK, sweetie\u2026Thanks! I\u2019ll see you later!! I love you!!!\u201d<\/p>\n

H \u2013 \u201cBye\u2026I love u too\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

The man hangs up, closes the phone\u2019s flap, and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present:<\/p>\n

\u201cDoes anyone know who this phone belongs to?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This is funny Wife : Am I looking fat? Husband : Yes Wife : Shut up. Don\u2019t you ever dare talk to me!! Wife : Am I… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13178,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13177","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13177","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13177"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13177\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13181,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13177\/revisions\/13181"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13178"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}