{"id":13255,"date":"2024-09-04T16:24:00","date_gmt":"2024-09-04T16:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=13255"},"modified":"2024-09-04T16:24:00","modified_gmt":"2024-09-04T16:24:00","slug":"a-young-woman-walks-into-a-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=13255","title":{"rendered":"A young woman walks into a bar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_3725-240x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-13256\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_3725-240x300.png 240w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_3725-819x1024.png 819w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_3725-768x960.png 768w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_3725.png 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><br \/>\nA young woman walks into a bar and sits down next to a man wearing a cowboy hat.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cExcuse me sir but are you a real cowboy?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man says, \u201cWell I have a ranch and horses. I go to rodeos and raise cattle and other livestock, so yes I suppose I\u2019m a real cowboy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The woman says, \u201cWell I think I\u2019m a l*sbian. Women are always on my mind whether I\u2019m working eating driving or whatever its still the same. I cant get women off my mind. Yes I think I\u2019m a lsbian.\u201d<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_3726.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"256\" height=\"256\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13257\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_3726.png 256w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_3726-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 256px) 100vw, 256px\" \/><br \/>\nThe young woman gets up and leaves the coffee shop. A short time later a young guy comes in and sits down next to the man and asks him,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSir are you a real cowboy?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>To that the man replies, \u201cWell I always thought I was, but just a few minutes ago I found out l\u2019m a I*sbian!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A young woman walks into a bar and sits down next to a man wearing a cowboy hat. \u201cExcuse me sir but are you a real cowboy?\u201d&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13256,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13255"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13255\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13258,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13255\/revisions\/13258"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13256"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}