{"id":13407,"date":"2024-09-11T16:32:59","date_gmt":"2024-09-11T16:32:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=13407"},"modified":"2024-09-11T16:32:59","modified_gmt":"2024-09-11T16:32:59","slug":"three-guys-who-had-been-drinking-entered-a-taxi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=13407","title":{"rendered":"Three guys who had been drinking entered a taxi."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Encounter<\/p>\n<p>Three intoxicated men entered a taxi. The driver quickly noticed their state and decided to test their reactions. He started the engine, then turned it off.<\/p>\n<p>The Reaction<\/p>\n<p>The driver announced, \u201cWe have reached your destination.\u201d The first man paid the fare, and the second man thanked the driver. However, the third man unexpectedly slapped the driver.<\/p>\n<p>The Explanation<\/p>\n<p>The driver, shocked and confused, asked, \u201cWhat was that for?\u201d The third man replied, \u201cControl your speed next time; you made us nervous!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Encounter Three intoxicated men entered a taxi. The driver quickly noticed their state and decided to test their reactions. He started the engine, then turned it&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13408,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13407"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13407\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13409,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13407\/revisions\/13409"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13408"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}