{"id":13469,"date":"2024-09-14T20:37:19","date_gmt":"2024-09-14T20:37:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=13469"},"modified":"2024-09-14T20:37:19","modified_gmt":"2024-09-14T20:37:19","slug":"do-you-smoke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=13469","title":{"rendered":"Do you smoke?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_4121-169x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"169\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-13470\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_4121-169x300.jpeg 169w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_4121.jpeg 526w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 169px) 100vw, 169px\" \/><br \/>\nLady: Do you smoke?<\/p>\n<p>Guy: Yes I do.<\/p>\n<p>Lady: How many packs a day?<\/p>\n<p>Guy: 3 packs.<\/p>\n<p>Lady: How much per pack?<\/p>\n<p>Guy: $10.00 per pack.<\/p>\n<p>Lady: And how long have you been smoking?<\/p>\n<p>Guy: 15 years<\/p>\n<p>Lady: So 1 pack is $10.00 and you have been smoking 3 packs a day which puts your spending per month at $900. In 1 year, it would have been $10,800. Correct?<\/p>\n<p>Guy: Correct.<\/p>\n<p>Lady: If 1 year you spend $10,800, not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending total at $162,000. Correct?<\/p>\n<p>Guy: Correct.<\/p>\n<p>Lady: Do you know if you hadn\u2019t smoke, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have by now bought a Ferrari?<\/p>\n<p>Guy: Oh. Do you smoke?<\/p>\n<p>Lady: No.<\/p>\n<p>Guy: Then where\u2019s your fucking Ferrari?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lady: Do you smoke? Guy: Yes I do. Lady: How many packs a day? Guy: 3 packs. Lady: How much per pack? Guy: $10.00 per pack. Lady:&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13470,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13469","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13469","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13469"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13469\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13471,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13469\/revisions\/13471"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13470"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}