{"id":13558,"date":"2024-09-18T00:50:59","date_gmt":"2024-09-18T00:50:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=13558"},"modified":"2024-09-18T00:50:59","modified_gmt":"2024-09-18T00:50:59","slug":"typical-macho-man-married-typical-good-looking-lady-and-after-the-wedding-he-laid-down-the-following-rules","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=13558","title":{"rendered":"Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/369931005_144249855394737_4420002933944468200_n-200x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-13559\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/369931005_144249855394737_4420002933944468200_n-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/369931005_144249855394737_4420002933944468200_n.jpg 564w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><br \/>\nTypical macho man married good looking lady\u2026See the continuation in the first comment \ud83d\udc47\ud83d\udc47 I laugh so hard \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n<p>Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:<br \/>\n\u201cI\u2019ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don\u2019t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won\u2019t be home for dinner. I\u2019ll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don\u2019t you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?\u201d<br \/>\nHis new bride said, \u201cNo, that\u2019s fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o\u2019clock every night\u2026 whether you\u2019re here or not.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:<br \/>\n\u201cI\u2019ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don\u2019t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won\u2019t be home for dinner. I\u2019ll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don\u2019t you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?\u201d<br \/>\nHis new bride said, \u201cNo, that\u2019s fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o\u2019clock every night\u2026 whether you\u2019re here or not.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Typical macho man married good looking lady\u2026See the continuation in the first comment \ud83d\udc47\ud83d\udc47 I laugh so hard \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13559,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13558","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13558","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13558"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13558\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13560,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13558\/revisions\/13560"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13559"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13558"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13558"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13558"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}