{"id":13599,"date":"2024-09-19T19:25:52","date_gmt":"2024-09-19T19:25:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=13599"},"modified":"2024-09-19T19:25:52","modified_gmt":"2024-09-19T19:25:52","slug":"dirty-joke-youve-got-to-make-love-to-me-this-very-moment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=13599","title":{"rendered":"Dirty Joke: You\u2019ve got to make love to me this very moment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_4250-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-13600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_4250-200x300.jpeg 200w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_4250-683x1024.jpeg 683w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_4250-768x1152.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_4250.jpeg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Dirty Joke: You\u2019ve got to make love to me this very moment\u2026\ud83d\udc47See the continuation in the first C0MMENT\ud83d\udc47 laugh so hard\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n<p>My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The t-shirt that she normally slept in.<br \/>\nLong<br \/>\nAs I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, \u201cYou\u2019ve got to make love to me this very moment!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>My eyes lit up and I thought, \u201cI am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.<\/p>\n<p>Afterwards she said, \u201cThanks,\u201d and returned to the stove, Her T-shirt still around her neck.<\/p>\n<p>Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, \u201cWhat was that all about?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She explained, \u201cThe egg timer\u2019s broken.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dirty Joke: You\u2019ve got to make love to me this very moment\u2026\ud83d\udc47See the continuation in the first C0MMENT\ud83d\udc47 laugh so hard\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 My wife was standing in the&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13600,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13599","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13599","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13599"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13599\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13601,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13599\/revisions\/13601"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13600"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13599"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13599"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13599"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}