{"id":13657,"date":"2024-09-22T01:16:55","date_gmt":"2024-09-22T01:16:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=13657"},"modified":"2024-09-22T01:16:55","modified_gmt":"2024-09-22T01:16:55","slug":"two-women-were-talking-in-heaven-about-how-they-died","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=13657","title":{"rendered":"Two Women were talking in heaven about How They Died?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When Two Women were talking about How They Died?<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_4317.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"251\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13658\" \/><\/p>\n<p>2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.<\/p>\n<p>1st woman: So, what happened?<\/p>\n<p>2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.<\/p>\n<p>1st woman: Too bad you didn\u2019t look in the freezer\u2026 we\u2019d both still be alive.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When Two Women were talking about How They Died? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13658,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13657","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13657","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13657"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13657\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13659,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13657\/revisions\/13659"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13658"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13657"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13657"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13657"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}