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\nA man and woman were in bedroom\u2026.\ud83d\udc47Continue Reading below in the first C0MMENT\ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n
\nA man and woman were in bedroom\u2026.\ud83d\udc47Continue Reading below in the first C0MMENT\ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n
A bee went into my vagina!
\nOne day a man and his wife were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the wife parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. She started screaming \u201cOh my god, help me, there\u2019s a bee in my vagina!\u201d The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said to him \u201cHmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if you permit\u201d The husband being very worried agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife\u2019s vagina. The doctor said \u201cOK, what I\u2019m gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife\u2019s vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife\u2019s vagina. The husband nodded and gave his approval. The wife said \u201cYes, yes, whatever, just get on with it.\u201d So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the wife\u2019s vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, \u201cI don\u2019t think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper.\u201d So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the wife very hard indeed. The lady began to quiver with excitement. She began to moan and groan aloud. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself, he then put his hands on the young lady\u2019s breasts and started making loud noises. The husband at this point suddenly became very annoyed and shouted, \u201cNow wait a minute! What the hell do you think you\u2019re doing?\u201d The doctor, still concentrating, replied, \u201cChange of plan. I\u2019m gonna drown the bastard!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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