{"id":13667,"date":"2024-09-22T20:50:57","date_gmt":"2024-09-22T20:50:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=13667"},"modified":"2024-09-22T20:50:57","modified_gmt":"2024-09-22T20:50:57","slug":"while-shopping-in-a-food-store-two-nuns-happened-to-pass-by-the-beer-wine-and-liquor-section","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=13667","title":{"rendered":"While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_4326-215x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"215\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-13668\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_4326-215x300.jpeg 215w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_4326.jpeg 317w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 215px) 100vw, 215px\" \/><br \/>\nOne asked the other if she would like a beer. The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she would feel uncomfortable purchasing it. The first nun replied that she would handle it without a problem. She picked up a six-pack and took it to the cashier. The cashier was surprised, so the nun said, \u201cThis is for washing our hair.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter and put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer.\u201cThe curlers are on me.\u201d-<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One asked the other if she would like a beer. The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13668,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13667","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13667","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13667"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13667\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13669,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13667\/revisions\/13669"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13668"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}