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An elderly guy was strolling down the street when he was approached by a particularly unclean and shabby-looking homeless man who requested for a few money for meals. The man pulled out his wallet, removed ten dollars, and asked, \u2018If I give you this money, will you spend it on beer rather than dinner?\u2019 No, I had to stop drinking years ago,\u2019 the homeless man said.<\/p>\n

\u201cWill you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?\u201d The man inquired. \u2018No, I don\u2019t waste time fishing,\u2019 the homeless man replied. \u2018I have to spend all of my time trying to stay alive.\u2019 \u2018Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course rather than food?\u2019 The man inquired. \u2018Are you nuts?\u2019 said the homeless man. \u2018I have not played golf in 20 years!\u2019\u2018Will you spend your money on a woman in the red light district instead of eating?\u2019 The man inquired. \u201cWhat disease could I get for ten lousy bucks?\u201d \u201cExclaimed the homeless man.\u201d \u2018Well,\u2019 the man replied, \u2018I\u2019m not going to give you the money. Instead, I\u2019m going to take you home to a wonderful meal prepared by my wife. The homeless man was astonished.\u2019Won\u2019t your wife be furious at you for doing that? I know I\u2019m dirty, and I probably smell fairly bad. The man said, \u2018That\u2019s OK. Woman must see what a man looks like when he\u2019s stopped drinking, fishing, golfing, and dating.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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