{"id":13683,"date":"2024-09-23T22:15:09","date_gmt":"2024-09-23T22:15:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=13683"},"modified":"2024-09-23T22:15:09","modified_gmt":"2024-09-23T22:15:09","slug":"four-men-are-now-in-the-hospital","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=13683","title":{"rendered":"Four men are now in the hospital"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_4342-300x150.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"150\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-13684\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_4342-300x150.png 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_4342.png 660w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\nFour expectant fathers pace the hospital corridor, their wives in labor. A nurse approaches the first man, a grin spreading across her face. \u201cCongratulations! It\u2019s twins!\u201d she exclaims. The man looks puzzled for a moment, then chuckles. \u201cThat\u2019s quite a coincidence,\u201d he replies. \u201cI work for the Minnesota Twins.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The second father is next in line. \u201cTriplets!\u201d the nurse announces with excitement. The man\u2019s eyes widen. \u201cIncredible!\u201d he says. \u201cI\u2019ve always been a fan of threes. I work for 3M, you know.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>As the nurse moves on to the third man, a look of pure joy spreads across his face. \u201cIt\u2019s quadruplets!\u201d she declares. The man leaps from his chair. \u201cNo way!\u201d he exclaims. \u201cI\u2019ve always wanted a big family. I work at the Four Seasons Hotel!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The fourth man, however, is not sharing in the general euphoria. He\u2019s pacing frantically, his hands in his hair. The nurse approaches cautiously. \u201cAre you alright?\u201d she asks. He looks at her with a mix of despair and disbelief. \u201cI work for 7-Up!\u201d he cries. \u201cI\u2019m doomed!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Four expectant fathers pace the hospital corridor, their wives in labor. A nurse approaches the first man, a grin spreading across her face. \u201cCongratulations! It\u2019s twins!\u201d she&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13684,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13683","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13683","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13683"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13683\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13685,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13683\/revisions\/13685"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13684"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13683"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13683"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13683"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}