{"id":13693,"date":"2024-09-24T17:51:35","date_gmt":"2024-09-24T17:51:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=13693"},"modified":"2024-09-24T17:51:35","modified_gmt":"2024-09-24T17:51:35","slug":"my-wife-and-i-were-trapped-in-an-elevator-and-when-we-finally-got-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=13693","title":{"rendered":"My wife and I were trapped in an elevator, and when we finally got home\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Stuck in the Elevator<\/p>\n<p>My wife and I got trapped in an elevator. When we finally made it home, we couldn\u2019t wait to tell the story to our kids.<\/p>\n<p>The Kids\u2019 Reaction<\/p>\n<p>We expected some excitement or concern. Instead, they just stared at us and asked, \u201cSoooo\u2026 did ya get out?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The Pact<\/p>\n<p>My wife and I exchanged glances. In that moment, we silently agreed: we might as well start drinking away their college fund!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stuck in the Elevator My wife and I got trapped in an elevator. When we finally made it home, we couldn\u2019t wait to tell the story to&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13694,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13693","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13693","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13693"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13693\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13695,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13693\/revisions\/13695"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13694"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13693"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13693"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13693"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}