{"id":13704,"date":"2024-09-25T22:51:44","date_gmt":"2024-09-25T22:51:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=13704"},"modified":"2024-09-25T22:51:44","modified_gmt":"2024-09-25T22:51:44","slug":"a-classic-comeback-a-92-year-olds-witty-response-to-a-teenagers-sarcasm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=13704","title":{"rendered":"\u201cA Classic Comeback: A 92-Year-Old\u2019s Witty Response to a Teenager\u2019s Sarcasm\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.<\/p>\n<p>When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, \u201cWhat\u2019s the matter, old man, never done anything wild in your life?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one. In classic style, he did not bat an eye in his response.<\/p>\n<p>Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock , I was just wondering if you were my son<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_4364-215x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"215\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-13705\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_4364-215x300.jpeg 215w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_4364.jpeg 419w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 215px) 100vw, 215px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13705,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13704","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13704","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13704"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13704\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13706,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13704\/revisions\/13706"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13705"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13704"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13704"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13704"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}