{"id":13724,"date":"2024-09-26T18:42:19","date_gmt":"2024-09-26T18:42:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=13724"},"modified":"2024-09-26T18:42:19","modified_gmt":"2024-09-26T18:42:19","slug":"a-blonde-calls-her-boyfriend-and-says-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=13724","title":{"rendered":"A Blonde Calls Her Boyfriend And Says"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_4382-300x156.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"156\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-13725\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_4382-300x156.png 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_4382.png 520w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\n\u201cPlease come over and help me. I have a challenging jigsaw puzzle, and I can\u2019t figure out how to get started.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Her boyfriend asks,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat is it supposed to be when it\u2019s finished?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The blonde replies,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAccording to the picture on the box, it\u2019s a rooster.\u201d<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_4380-240x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-13726\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_4380-240x300.jpeg 240w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_4380.jpeg 512w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><br \/>\nHer boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. When he arrives, he sees puzzle pieces scattered all over the table. He takes a moment to examine the pieces and then looks at her with a smile,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFirst of all, no matter how we try, these pieces won\u2019t resemble a rooster. Secondly, let\u2019s not stress about it. How about we have a nice cup of tea and\u2026 put all these Corn Flakes back in the box?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cPlease come over and help me. I have a challenging jigsaw puzzle, and I can\u2019t figure out how to get started.\u201d Her boyfriend asks, \u201cWhat is it&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13725,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13724","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13724","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13724"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13724\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13727,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13724\/revisions\/13727"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13725"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13724"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13724"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13724"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}