{"id":13754,"date":"2024-09-28T18:52:10","date_gmt":"2024-09-28T18:52:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=13754"},"modified":"2024-09-28T18:52:10","modified_gmt":"2024-09-28T18:52:10","slug":"a-husbands-unexpected-dinner-treat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=13754","title":{"rendered":"A Husband\u2019s Unexpected Dinner Treat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A Sudden Dinner Guest<\/p>\n<p>A man brings his best friend home for dinner\u2014completely unannounced\u2014at 7:30 p.m. after work.<\/p>\n<p>The Wife\u2019s Reaction<\/p>\n<p>Without hesitation, his wife starts yelling, while the friend sits quietly, just listening.<\/p>\n<p>The Outburst<\/p>\n<p>Wife: \u201cMy hair isn\u2019t done, makeup\u2019s a mess, the house is cluttered, the dishes are piling up, and I\u2019m still in pajamas. I\u2019m not even thinking about cooking tonight! Why on earth did you bring him home?!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The Husband\u2019s Response<\/p>\n<p>Husband: \u201cHe\u2019s thinking about getting married, so I promised him a demo!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Sudden Dinner Guest A man brings his best friend home for dinner\u2014completely unannounced\u2014at 7:30 p.m. after work. The Wife\u2019s Reaction Without hesitation, his wife starts yelling,&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13755,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13754","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13754","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13754"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13754\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13756,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13754\/revisions\/13756"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13755"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13754"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13754"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13754"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}