{"id":13839,"date":"2024-10-02T22:29:19","date_gmt":"2024-10-02T22:29:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=13839"},"modified":"2024-10-02T22:29:19","modified_gmt":"2024-10-02T22:29:19","slug":"he-was-worried-about-his-wifes-temper-but-what-the-doctor-suggests-brilliant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=13839","title":{"rendered":"He Was Worried About His Wife\u2019s Temper. But What The Doctor Suggests? Brilliant!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man goes to the doctor, worried about his wife\u2019s temper.<\/p>\n<p>The doctor asks, \u201cWhat\u2019s the problem?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man says, \u201cDoctor, I don\u2019t know what to do. Every day my wife seems to lose her temper for no reason. It scares me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The doctor says, \u201cI have a cure for that. When it seems that your wife is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don\u2019t swallow it until she either leaves the room or calms down.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Two weeks later, the man comes back to the doctor, looking fresh and reborn.<\/p>\n<p>The man says, \u201cDoctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my wife started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and she calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The doctor says, \u201cThe water itself does nothing. It\u2019s keeping your mouth shut that does the trick.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man goes to the doctor, worried about his wife\u2019s temper. The doctor asks, \u201cWhat\u2019s the problem?\u201d The man says, \u201cDoctor, I don\u2019t know what to do&#8230;. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13840,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13839","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13839","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13839"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13839\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13841,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13839\/revisions\/13841"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13840"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13839"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13839"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13839"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}