{"id":13898,"date":"2024-10-06T22:47:18","date_gmt":"2024-10-06T22:47:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=13898"},"modified":"2024-10-06T22:47:18","modified_gmt":"2024-10-06T22:47:18","slug":"lazy-husband-funny-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=13898","title":{"rendered":"LAZY HUSBAND !!! (FUNNY STORY)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Wife: honey can you plz help me cleaning the garden.<\/p>\n

Husband: do I look like a gardener?
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\nWife: Ooh sorry honey, OK then fix the bathroom door.<\/p>\n

Husband: do I look like a carpenter?\u2026..<\/p>\n

Then husband walks out, after coming back from were he went, he found the garden cleaned and the door fixed.
\nHusband: I knew my wife will do this all by herself\u2026.!<\/p>\n

Wife: no its not me.<\/p>\n

Husband: who then!
\nWife: our neighbor<\/p>\n

Husband: you paid him how much?<\/p>\n

Wife: No, he just gave me two options, bread or sex\u2026.<\/p>\n

Husband: I hope u gave him bread Wife: do I look like a bakery!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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