{"id":13908,"date":"2024-10-07T22:37:35","date_gmt":"2024-10-07T22:37:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=13908"},"modified":"2024-10-07T22:37:35","modified_gmt":"2024-10-07T22:37:35","slug":"a-farmer-goes-to-the-bank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=13908","title":{"rendered":"A Farmer Goes To The Bank"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_4530-1-212x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"212\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-13910\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_4530-1-212x300.jpeg 212w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_4530-1.jpeg 526w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 212px) 100vw, 212px\" \/><br \/>\nA farmer goes to the bank to ask for a loan.<\/p>\n<p>When the loan officer denies him credit the farmer\u2019s dog bites the officer.<\/p>\n<p>Then she turns around and bites one of the customers.<\/p>\n<p>The loan officer asks the farmer:<\/p>\n<p>I understand why your dog bit me. But why did she bite the customer.<\/p>\n<p>I don\u2019t know\u2026probably to get the bad taste out of her mouth.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A farmer goes to the bank to ask for a loan. When the loan officer denies him credit the farmer\u2019s dog bites the officer. Then she turns&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13910,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13908","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13908","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13908"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13908\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13911,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13908\/revisions\/13911"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13910"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13908"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13908"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13908"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}