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\nRay came home one night from a long day at work, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.<\/p>\n
\nRay came home one night from a long day at work, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.<\/p>\n
He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, \u2018You died in your sleep, Ray.\u2019<\/p>\n
Ray was stunned \u2018I\u2019m dead? No, I can\u2019t be! I\u2019ve got too much to live for send me back!\u2019<\/p>\n
St. Peter said, \u2018I\u2019m sorry, but there\u2019s only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.\u2019<\/p>\n
Ray was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home.<\/p>\n
The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground.<\/p>\n
A rooster strolled past \u2018so, you\u2019re the new hen, huh? How\u2019s your first day here?\u2019<\/p>\n
\u2018Not bad,\u2019 replied Ray the hen, \u2018but I have this strange feeling inside like I\u2019m gonna explode!\u2019<\/p>\n
\u2018You\u2019re ovulating,\u2019 explained the rooster don\u2019t tell me you\u2019ve never laid an egg before?\u2019<\/p>\n
\u2018Never,\u2019 said Ray.<\/p>\n
\u2018Well, just relax and let it happen,\u2019 says the rooster It\u2019s no big deal.<\/p>\n
He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!<\/p>\n
He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood.<\/p>\n
He soon laid another egg \u2013 his joy was overwhelming.<\/p>\n
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard.<\/p>\n
\u201cRay, wake up! You shit on the bed!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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