{"id":13972,"date":"2024-10-12T23:09:22","date_gmt":"2024-10-12T23:09:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=13972"},"modified":"2024-10-12T23:09:22","modified_gmt":"2024-10-12T23:09:22","slug":"92-yr-olds-epic-response-to-a-teenagers-wild-hair-will-leave-you-in-stitches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=13972","title":{"rendered":"92-yr-old\u2019s epic response to a teenager\u2019s wild hair will leave you in stitches"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nI accidentally saw this story on the internet, and it\u2019s too good not to share! Someone took their 92-year-old dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. They then decided to grab a bite at the food court.<\/p>\n

While sitting there, the dad noticed a teenager next to him with wild hair, and what happened next will have you laughing out loud\u2026<\/p>\n

Get ready for some classic grandad humor!
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\nOkay, here\u2019s how the story goes: I\u2019m not sure if it really happened or if it\u2019s made up, but either way \u2013 it\u2019s absolutely brilliant!<\/p>\n

\u201dI took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.\u201d<\/p>\n

When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, \u201cWhat\u2019s the matter, old man, never done anything wild in your life?\u201d<\/p>\n

Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one. In classic style, he did not bat an eye in his response.<\/p>\n

Got drunk once and had s::e_x with a peacock , I was just wondering if you were my son!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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