{"id":140,"date":"2023-11-22T21:24:47","date_gmt":"2023-11-22T21:24:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=140"},"modified":"2023-11-22T21:24:47","modified_gmt":"2023-11-22T21:24:47","slug":"a-truck-driver-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=140","title":{"rendered":"A Truck Driver -Funny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-141\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/IMG_5273-300x163.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"163\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/IMG_5273-300x163.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/IMG_5273.jpeg 735w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A TRUCK DRIVER A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner one day to grab some lunch. He ordered a cheeseburger, a coffee and a slice of apple pie. Just as he was about to eat them, three big hairy bikers walked in.<\/p>\n<p>The first biker grabbed the trucker\u2019s cheeseburger and took a big bite from it. The second biker picked up the trucker\u2019s coffee and downed it in one gulp. The third biker ate the trucker\u2019s apple pie. The truck driver didn\u2019t do anything or say a word as all this went on. When they finished, he just paid the waitress and left. The first biker said to the waitress, \u201cHe ain\u2019t much of a man, is he?\u201d \u201cHe\u2019s not much of a driver, either,\u201d the waitress replied. \u201cHe\u2019s just backed his 18-wheeler over three motorbikes.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A TRUCK DRIVER A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner one day to grab some lunch. He ordered a cheeseburger, a coffee and a slice of&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":142,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-140","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=140"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":143,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140\/revisions\/143"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/142"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}