\u201cHusband wanted. Must not beat me, must not walk all over me, must still be good in bed\u201d<\/p>\n
She got many applicants but after a few weeks she didn\u2019t find anybody suitable.<\/p>\n
She was about to give up, when she heard her doorbell ring.<\/p>\n
She opens the door to find a man with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair.<\/p>\n
\u201cCan I help you?\u201d She asks.<\/p>\n
The man smiles and says \u201cIts me, your new husband!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou must be joking\u2026\u201d The woman laughs.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell think about it,\u201d he says. \u201cI have no arms so i cannot beat you.<\/p>\n
I have no legs so i cant walk all over you.<\/p>\n
\u201cThe woman\u2019s eyes narrow and she asks \u201cAre you still good in bed?<\/p>\n
\u201cThe man leans back in his chair and smiles.<\/p>\n
\u201cI rang the doorbell didn\u2019t I?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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