{"id":14073,"date":"2024-10-16T20:38:19","date_gmt":"2024-10-16T20:38:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=14073"},"modified":"2024-10-16T20:38:19","modified_gmt":"2024-10-16T20:38:19","slug":"a-husband-and-wife-were-golfing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=14073","title":{"rendered":"A Husband And Wife Were Golfing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A Husband And Wife Were Golfing\u2026Brilliant continuation in the first comment \ud83d\udc47\ud83d\udc47<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_4646-178x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"178\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14074\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_4646-178x300.jpeg 178w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_4646.jpeg 564w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 178px) 100vw, 178px\" \/><br \/>\nA husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHoney, if I died would you get married again?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The husband said, \u201cNo sweetie.\u201d The woman said, \u201cI\u2019m sure you would.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>So the man said, \u201cOkay, I would\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Then the woman asked, \u201cWould you let her sleep in our bed?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And the man replied, \u201cYa, I guess so.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Then the wife asked, \u201cWould you let her use my golf clubs?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And the husband replied, \u201cNo, she\u2019s left handed.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Husband And Wife Were Golfing\u2026Brilliant continuation in the first comment \ud83d\udc47\ud83d\udc47 A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, \u201cHoney, if I died&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":14074,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14073","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14073","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14073"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14073\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14075,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14073\/revisions\/14075"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/14074"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14073"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14073"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14073"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}