{"id":14076,"date":"2024-10-16T23:36:23","date_gmt":"2024-10-16T23:36:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=14076"},"modified":"2024-10-16T23:36:23","modified_gmt":"2024-10-16T23:36:23","slug":"a-cat-dies-and-goes-to-heaven-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=14076","title":{"rendered":"A cat dies and goes to heaven"},"content":{"rendered":"

God meets him at the gate and says, \u201cYou have been a good cat all of these years.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cAnything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.\u201d
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\nThe cats says, \u201cWell, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.\u201d<\/p>\n

God says, \u201cSay no more.\u201d<\/p>\n

Instantly, a fluffy pillow appears.<\/p>\n

A few days later, six mice die and go to heaven.<\/p>\n

God meets them at the gate with the same offer that he made the cat.<\/p>\n

The mice said, \u201cAll our lives we\u2019ve had to run. Cats, dogs and even women with brooms have chased us.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cIf we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn\u2019t have to run anymore.\u201d<\/p>\n

God says, \u201cSay no more.\u201d<\/p>\n

And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.<\/p>\n

About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing.<\/p>\n

The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow.<\/p>\n

God gently wakes him and asks, \u201cHow are you doing? Are you happy here?\u201d<\/p>\n

The cat yawns, stretches and says, \u201cOh, I\u2019ve never been happier in my life,\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThose Meals on Wheels you\u2019ve been sending over are the best!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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