{"id":14108,"date":"2024-10-18T22:58:37","date_gmt":"2024-10-18T22:58:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=14108"},"modified":"2024-10-18T22:58:37","modified_gmt":"2024-10-18T22:58:37","slug":"you-wont-believe-how-this-sick-day-advice-went-hilariously-wrong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=14108","title":{"rendered":"You Won\u2019t Believe How This Sick Day Advice Went Hilariously Wrong"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_4685-300x230.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"230\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14109\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_4685-300x230.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_4685-768x589.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_4685.jpeg 809w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\nChinese man rings his boss and says,<br \/>\n\u201cMe no work, I sick.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Boss says,<br \/>\n\u201cWhen I\u2019m sick, I sleep with my wife, try that!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>2 hours later, Chinese man rings back,<br \/>\n\u201cMe better, you got nice house.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chinese man rings his boss and says, \u201cMe no work, I sick.\u201d Boss says, \u201cWhen I\u2019m sick, I sleep with my wife, try that!\u201d 2 hours later,&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":14109,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14108","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14108","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14108"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14108\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14110,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14108\/revisions\/14110"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/14109"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}