{"id":14158,"date":"2024-10-21T00:54:16","date_gmt":"2024-10-21T00:54:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=14158"},"modified":"2024-10-21T00:54:16","modified_gmt":"2024-10-21T00:54:16","slug":"a-lawyer-married-a-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=14158","title":{"rendered":"A lawyer married a woman"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\n\u201clawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, \u201cPlease be gentle, I\u2019m still a virgin.\u201d \u201cWhat?\u201d said the puzzled groom. \u201cHow can that be if you\u2019ve been married ten times?\u201d \u201cWell, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he\u2019d look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn\u2019t get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn\u2019t know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn\u2019t sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was\u2026God, I miss him! But now that I\u2019ve married you, I\u2019m really excited!\u201d \u201cGood,\u201d said the new husband, \u201cbut, why?\u201d \u201cYou\u2019re a lawyer. This time I know I\u2019m going to get really screwed! \u2666\u25ca\u2666\u25ca\u2666\u25ca\u2666\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u201clawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, \u201cPlease be gentle, I\u2019m still a virgin.\u201d \u201cWhat?\u201d… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":14159,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14158","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14158","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14158"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14158\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14160,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14158\/revisions\/14160"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/14159"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14158"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14158"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}