{"id":14182,"date":"2024-10-22T18:42:55","date_gmt":"2024-10-22T18:42:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=14182"},"modified":"2024-10-22T18:42:55","modified_gmt":"2024-10-22T18:42:55","slug":"a-deer-for-dinner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=14182","title":{"rendered":"A deer for dinner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dad Brings Home a Surprise for Dinner<\/p>\n<p>A man brings home a deer he hunted for dinner. He and his wife agree to keep the meal\u2019s secret from the kids.<\/p>\n<p>The Clue Dad Gives<\/p>\n<p>However, Dad decides to drop a hint. \u201cIt\u2019s what Mummy calls me,\u201d he says with a grin.<\/p>\n<p>The Kids\u2019 Reaction<\/p>\n<p>Suddenly, the little girl shouts to her brother, \u201cDon\u2019t eat it, it\u2019s an asshole!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dad Brings Home a Surprise for Dinner A man brings home a deer he hunted for dinner. He and his wife agree to keep the meal\u2019s secret&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":14183,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14182","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14182","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14182"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14182\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14184,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14182\/revisions\/14184"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/14183"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}