{"id":14220,"date":"2024-10-29T19:30:50","date_gmt":"2024-10-29T19:30:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=14220"},"modified":"2024-10-29T19:30:50","modified_gmt":"2024-10-29T19:30:50","slug":"i-took-a-cab-and-told-the-cabbie-i-was-in-a-hurry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=14220","title":{"rendered":"I took a cab and told the cabbie I was in a hurry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The cabbie said no problem and starting speeding through the streets. We came up on a yellow light and instead of slowing down, he sped up and shot through the intersection.<\/p>\n<p>I asked, \u201cHey, should you slow down a bit?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDon\u2019t worry about it. All of my buddies drive this way.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>We came up on a red light and again he sped through the intersection.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m seriously concerned for my life now, \u201cWould you please drive more carefully.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDon\u2019t worry about it. All of my buddies drive this way and we have been fine.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Then we came up on a green light and the cabbie screeched to a dead stop.<\/p>\n<p>I got curious, \u201cWhy are you stopped at a green light?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, I gotta be careful \u2019cause one of my buddies could be driving on the other street.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The cabbie said no problem and starting speeding through the streets. We came up on a yellow light and instead of slowing down, he sped up and&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":14221,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14220","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14220","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14220"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14220\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14222,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14220\/revisions\/14222"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/14221"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14220"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14220"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14220"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}