{"id":14226,"date":"2024-10-30T19:59:19","date_gmt":"2024-10-30T19:59:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=14226"},"modified":"2024-10-30T19:59:19","modified_gmt":"2024-10-30T19:59:19","slug":"boyfriend-is-cheating-a-funny-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=14226","title":{"rendered":"Boyfriend Is Cheating a Funny Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A Blonde Suspects That Her Boyfriend Is Cheating On Her, So She Goes Out And Buys A Gun. She Goes To His Apartment That Same Day, With The Gun In Hand. Sure Enough, When She Opens The Door, She Finds Her Boyfriend In The Arms Of A Redhead.<\/p>\n<p>She Points The Gun At Her Boyfriend At Stares Him Down For A Moment. Then, Suddenly, She\u2019s Overcome With Grief, So She Puts The Gun Up To The Side Her Head. Her Boyfriend Screams, \u201cHoney, Don\u2019t Do It\u2026\u201d<br \/>\nThe Blonde  Yells Back, \u201cShut Up! You\u2019re Next!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Blonde Suspects That Her Boyfriend Is Cheating On Her, So She Goes Out And Buys A Gun. She Goes To His Apartment That Same Day, With&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":14227,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14226","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14226","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14226"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14226\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14228,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14226\/revisions\/14228"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/14227"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}