{"id":14290,"date":"2024-11-07T00:37:50","date_gmt":"2024-11-07T00:37:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=14290"},"modified":"2024-11-07T00:37:50","modified_gmt":"2024-11-07T00:37:50","slug":"funny-story-four-men-on-a-fishing-trip-chat-about-their-wives","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=14290","title":{"rendered":"Funny story: Four men on a fishing trip chat about their wives"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_4917-300x199.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14291\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_4917-300x199.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_4917-1024x679.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_4917-768x510.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_4917.jpeg 1284w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\nWith so much uncertainty going on in the world, we thought we\u2019d offer you something a little more lighthearted.<\/p>\n<p>We hope this joke about four men and their boss wives brightens your day!<\/p>\n<p>Picture this: four guys, early morning, coffee thermoses and tackle boxes in hand, heading out to the lake for a weekend of fishing.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s quiet, with a bit of fog hanging over the water, and for a while, it\u2019s just the sound of lures hitting the surface and birds calling out to each other.<\/p>\n<p>Eventually, though, as it always does with longtime friends, the banter starts. And, of course, the conversation turns to their favorite \u2013 oftentimes the most complicated \u2013 topic: their wives.<\/p>\n<p>The first guy opens the conversation by telling his pals about how he was able to convince his wife into letting him escape the duties at home to go on a weekend fishing trip.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife I would paint every room in the house next weekend,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n<p>The second guy laughs and says, \u201cThat\u2019s nothing!\u201d Sighing over his upcoming tasks, he adds, \u201cI had to promise my wife that I\u2019ll build a new deck for the pool.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The third guy pulls his line out of the water and takes a swig out of this thermos.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMan, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I\u2019ll remodel the kitchen for her,\u201d he says as he puts the coffee back down on the deck.<\/p>\n<p>The four men continued to fish, until they realized they hadn\u2019t yet heard from their last friend, who seemed unusually calm.  <\/p>\n<p>One of the men blurted out, \u201cHey, you haven\u2019t said anything about what you had to do to come fishing this weekend. What\u2019s the deal?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Turning his look away from his fishing rod, the fourth guy smiled and said, \u201cI just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off the clock, gave the wife a nudge and said, \u2018fishing or sex?\u2019 and she said, \u2018wear a sweater.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p>We really hope this joke brightened your day! Please share it with anyone you know who could use a smile!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With so much uncertainty going on in the world, we thought we\u2019d offer you something a little more lighthearted. 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