{"id":14460,"date":"2024-11-26T17:52:52","date_gmt":"2024-11-26T17:52:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=14460"},"modified":"2024-11-26T17:52:52","modified_gmt":"2024-11-26T17:52:52","slug":"a-70-year-old-man-has-never-been-married-lol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=14460","title":{"rendered":"A 70-year-old man has never been married \u2013 LOL"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_5194-196x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"196\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14461\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_5194-196x300.png 196w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_5194.png 488w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 196px) 100vw, 196px\" \/><br \/>\nA 70-year-old man has never been married \u2013 LOL<br \/>\nNovember 26, 2024 by Morgan White<br \/>\nA 70-year-old man has never been married<br \/>\nOne day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight.<\/p>\n<p>They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon When they get back, tel frie, howvas him, \u201cOh, it was beautiful,\u201d says the man. \u201c<\/p>\n<p>The sun, the surf, we made love almost every night, we -\u201d His friend interrupts him. \u201cA man your age! How did you make love almost every night?\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A 70-year-old man has never been married \u2013 LOL November 26, 2024 by Morgan White A 70-year-old man has never been married One day, he meets a&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":14461,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14460","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14460","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14460"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14460\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14462,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14460\/revisions\/14462"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/14461"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}