An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake, finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, \u201dHey, you wanna hear a blond joke? The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman\u2026<\/p>\n
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake, finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.<\/p>\n
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, \u201dHey, you wanna hear a blond joke?<\/p>\n
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to the old blind cowboy says, \u201cBefore you tell that joke, Cowboy,<\/p>\n
I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five important things.<\/p>\n
1. The bartender is a blond girl who\u2019s holding a baseball bat.<\/p>\n
2. The bouncer is a blond girl with a billy-club<\/p>\n
.3.I\u2019m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blond woman with a black belt in karate<\/p>\n
.4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter.<\/p>\n
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy.<\/p>\n
Do you still wanna tell that blond joke?\u201dThe blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, \u201cWell hell no, not if I\u2019m gonna have to explain it five times.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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