{"id":14932,"date":"2024-12-13T21:57:32","date_gmt":"2024-12-13T21:57:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=14932"},"modified":"2024-12-13T21:57:32","modified_gmt":"2024-12-13T21:57:32","slug":"a-man-hates-his-wifes-cat-with-a-passion-and-decides-to-get-rid-of","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=14932","title":{"rendered":"A man hates his wife\u2019s cat with a passion and decides to get rid of"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He drives twenty blocks away from home and drops the cat there.<\/p>\n<p>The cat is already walking up the driveway as the man approaches his house.<\/p>\n<p>The next day, he decides to drop the cat forty blocks away, but the same thing happens.<\/p>\n<p>He keeps on increasing the number of blocks, but the cat keeps on coming home before him.<\/p>\n<p>At last he decides to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again, and another right and so on until he reaches what he thinks is a perfect spot and drops the cat there.<\/p>\n<p>Hours later, the man calls his wife at home and asks her, \u201cJen, is the cat there?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes, why do you ask?\u201d answers the wife.<\/p>\n<p>Frustrated, the man says, \u201cPut that cat on the phone. I\u2019m lost and I need directions!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He drives twenty blocks away from home and drops the cat there. The cat is already walking up the driveway as the man approaches his house. The&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":14933,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14932","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14932","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14932"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14932\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14934,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14932\/revisions\/14934"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/14933"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14932"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14932"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}