{"id":15507,"date":"2025-01-06T19:34:05","date_gmt":"2025-01-06T19:34:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=15507"},"modified":"2025-01-06T19:34:05","modified_gmt":"2025-01-06T19:34:05","slug":"the-blonde-joke-to-end","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=15507","title":{"rendered":"The blonde joke to end"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.<br \/>\nThe blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver\u2019s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.<br \/>\n\u201cWhat does it look like?\u201d she finally asked.<br \/>\nThe policewoman replied, \u201cIt\u2019s square \u2013 and it has your picture on it.\u201d<br \/>\nThe driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.<br \/>\n\u201cHere it is\u201d, she said.<br \/>\nThe blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, \u201cOkay, you can go. I didn\u2019t realize you were a cop.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15508,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15507","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15507","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15507"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15507\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15509,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15507\/revisions\/15509"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15508"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}