{"id":15543,"date":"2025-01-07T02:07:44","date_gmt":"2025-01-07T02:07:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=15543"},"modified":"2025-01-07T02:07:44","modified_gmt":"2025-01-07T02:07:44","slug":"a-doctor-was-having-an-affair-with-nurse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=15543","title":{"rendered":"A doctor was having an affair with nurse"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nShortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant.<\/p>\n

Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.<\/p>\n

\u201cBut how will I let you know the baby is born?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n

He replied, \u201cJust send me a postcard and write \u2018spaghetti\u2019 on the back.<\/p>\n

I\u2019ll take care of expenses.\u201d Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.
\nSix months went by and then one day the doctor\u2019s wife called him at the office and explained,
\n\u201cDear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don\u2019t understand what it means.\u201d<\/p>\n

The doctor said, \u201cJust wait until I get home and I will explain it to you.\u201d<\/p>\n

Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack.<\/p>\n

Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife.<\/p>\n

He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.<\/p>\n

So the wife picked up the card and read, \u201cSpaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti \u2013 Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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