{"id":15551,"date":"2025-01-08T00:40:43","date_gmt":"2025-01-08T00:40:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=15551"},"modified":"2025-01-08T00:40:43","modified_gmt":"2025-01-08T00:40:43","slug":"joke-of-the-day-a-a-a-d-d-age-activated-attention-deficit-disorder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=15551","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the Day \u2013 A.A.A.D.D. \u2013 Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_6322-250x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-15552\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_6322-250x300.jpeg 250w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_6322.jpeg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><br \/>\nI decide to wash my car. As I start toward to the garage, I noticethat there is mail on the hall table. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.<\/p>\n<p>I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trash can under the table, and notice that the trash can is full.<\/p>\n<p>So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the trash first, but then I think that since I\u2019m going to be near the mailbox when I take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.<\/p>\n<p>I take my checkbook off the table and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, o I go to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking. I\u2019m going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don\u2019t accidentally knock it over.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I decide to wash my car. As I start toward to the garage, I noticethat there is mail on the hall table. I decide to go through&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15552,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15551","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15551","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15551"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15551\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15553,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15551\/revisions\/15553"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15552"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}