{"id":15587,"date":"2025-01-08T23:54:39","date_gmt":"2025-01-08T23:54:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=15587"},"modified":"2025-01-08T23:54:39","modified_gmt":"2025-01-08T23:54:39","slug":"man-notices-a-beautiful-young-lady-in-a-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=15587","title":{"rendered":"Man notices a beautiful young lady in a bar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_6346-300x157.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"157\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-15588\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_6346-300x157.webp 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_6346-1024x536.webp 1024w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_6346-768x402.webp 768w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_6346.webp 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\nA man is drinking in a bar when he notices a beautiful young lady.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHello there and what is your name?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHello,\u201d giggles the woman, \u201cI\u2019m Stacey. What\u2019s yours?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m Jim.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cJim, do you want to come over to my house tonight?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSure!\u201d replies Jim.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLet\u2019s go!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>At Stacey\u2019s house, Jim notices a picture of a man on Stacey\u2019s desk and asks,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIs this your brother?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo, it isn\u2019t, Jim!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Stacey giggles. \u201cIs it your husband?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Stacey giggles even more, \u201cNo, silly!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThen, it must be your boyfriend!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Stacey giggles even more while nibbling on Jim\u2019s ear.<\/p>\n<p>She says, \u201cNo, silly!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThen, who is it?\u201d Stacey replies, \u201cThat\u2019s me before my operation!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man is drinking in a bar when he notices a beautiful young lady. \u201cHello there and what is your name?\u201d \u201cHello,\u201d giggles the woman, \u201cI\u2019m Stacey&#8230;. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15588,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15587","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15587","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15587"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15587\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15589,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15587\/revisions\/15589"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15588"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15587"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15587"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15587"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}