{"id":15613,"date":"2025-01-10T01:55:53","date_gmt":"2025-01-10T01:55:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=15613"},"modified":"2025-01-10T01:55:53","modified_gmt":"2025-01-10T01:55:53","slug":"i-dont-want-to-spend-the-night-with-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=15613","title":{"rendered":"I Don\u2019t Want To Spend The Night With You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_6366-300x157.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"157\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-15614\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_6366-300x157.webp 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_6366-1024x536.webp 1024w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_6366-768x402.webp 768w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_6366.webp 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\nA guy asked a girl in a university library:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDo you mind if I sit beside you?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The girl replied with a loud voice:<br \/>\n\u201cI DON\u2019T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed.<\/p>\n<p>After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy\u2019s table and said:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking.<\/p>\n<p>I guess you felt embarrassed, right?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The guy then responded with a loud voice:<\/p>\n<p>\u201c$500 FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT\u2019S TOO MUCH!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.<\/p>\n<p>The guy whispered in her ear:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI study law, and I know how to scrw people\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A guy asked a girl in a university library: \u201cDo you mind if I sit beside you?\u201d The girl replied with a loud voice: \u201cI DON\u2019T WANT&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15614,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15613","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15613","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15613"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15613\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15615,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15613\/revisions\/15615"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15614"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15613"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15613"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15613"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}