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\nThe teacher tells Little Johnny,
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\n\u201cI\u2019m going to describe an animal and you have to guess what it is.\u201d<\/p>\n
\nThe teacher tells Little Johnny,
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\n\u201cI\u2019m going to describe an animal and you have to guess what it is.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cIt lives on a farm and gives milk\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cA cow?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s correct too, but I meant a goat. \u201c<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat lives on a farm, has feathers and lays eggs?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cA chicken\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s correct too but I meant a duck.\u201d<\/p>\n
Little Jack, getting annoyed, asks the teacher:<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat goes into your mouth hard, and comes out soft and wet?\u201d<\/p>\n
The teacher starts blushing.<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s correct too but I meant chewing gum.\u201d<\/p>\n
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How I Became a Millionaire<\/p>\n
It was Sunday and the preacher has just finished an inspiring church service when Rick, the wealthiest man in town, stood up and asked to address the congregation.<\/p>\n
The preacher wasn\u2019t surprised at this.<\/p>\n
\u201cJust make it quick, Rick.\u201d He sighs.<\/p>\n
\u201cSure Father.\u201d Said Rick.<\/p>\n
He cleared his throat and addressed the audience: \u201cI can still recall the day when I earned my first dollar,\u201d he began. \u201c<\/p>\n
That same evening, I attended a church meeting where the speaker talked about his humanitarian efforts. At that moment, I had only that single dollar to my name, and I had to make a tough decision: give it to the speaker\u2019s cause or keep it for myself.<\/p>\n
\u201cI chose to donate it all, and I truly believe that God blessed that decision, which is why I am a millionaire today.\u201d he finished, a tear gleaming in his eye.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh yea?\u201d an old woman in the audience stood up, \u201cI dare you to do it again!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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